Okay, I promise no more contract job posts for a while. I just couldn't resist when I saw these:

"This is an ongoing job and I am looking to pay someone about $75 a week to work about 5 hours a day on the site(5 days a week)."

And here was a posting looking for, "Full Time PHP/SQL/JS GENIUS":

"We are looking for one person who can commit their entire life to working on our environment 100%! BUDGET: 48 hours a week for $550. 8 hours a day, 6 days a week."

$550 a week and all you give them is your life. Now if only I could get some quick cash for my soul...