Both Fox and NBC left the President's speech Thursday for what was unquestionably more important. Paris Hilton - The Simple Life, and Donald Trump - The Apprentice.

That got me thinking - here's a great 2008 ticket: Trump/Hilton. Sure they both represent 'big hotel' - but that's expected from the RNC.

And Paris has that little dog thing. You know every White House needs a little dog thing.