Andrew (aka Joe Boxer) has earned back his place on the bandwagon. For like a long time. 'Cause it's like a long post. Really long. You'd think he's writing a book.

Anyway - if you don't have time to read the whole post - I have good news for you. I ran it through my handy dandy document summarizer to get the Reader's Digest condensed version. What? You don't have a handy dandy document summarizer?

Here's the condensed version, 800 characters compared to the 20,150 characters of the actual post. Perhaps this will convince you to read the whole thing.

Than, staring directly at Robin Hood and Little John, he bellowed with a loud voice, "Fear not Bob and John for I and the Merry Men will be quick on your heels! Robin Hood dogged a sword that was thrown at him and thrusted his sword- *censored* Little John saved Robin’s life on more then a few occasions, and Robin Hood had been there for Little John time and time again. All the men gathered around as the scout was talking, "I just heard," he said then took a breath and continued, "that the sheriff has offered an award for the heads of Robin Hood and Little John to be served to him on a silver platter. ” After that was said, Little John and the merry men heard guards approaching them and with courage, Little John stated, “Men, prepare to defend yourselves. All Little John had was his staff.